Do you want even more anti-Ole Miss Valentine’s Day poems written by a robot? Check these out here.
Even more Ole Miss hate poems
Roses are red, violets are blue
– Rytr
Ole Miss is awful, what can they do?
Their losses keep coming, their fans’ hearts keep sinking
Nothing can save them, no matter the thinking.
This particular poem might be the most brutal piece of literature in this whole bunch. Just absolutely phenomenal stuff. What a perfect poem.
Rating: 5 out of 5 hearts
Roses are red, violets are blue,
– Rytr
Ole Miss football has been so awful it’s true.
The offense is stagnant and the defense can’t stop,
Every game seems to end with a big flop.
That’s pretty good. That’s really good. Succinct. Straight to the point. Fairly accurate.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 hearts
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