Mississippi State football players celebrate with fans of the Bulldogs after winning the Egg Bowl against the Ole Miss Rebels. Photo: Mike Mattina/Mississippi State Athletics.

6 AI Valentine’s Day poems about Ole Miss being awful



By now there’s a pretty good chance that you’ve read some AI-written Valentine’s Day poems about Mississippi State being great. And now that you’ve read those, it’s time to flip to the other side of the Magnolia State and take a look at how Ole Miss is awful.

And we’re going to continue on with the theme here. Let’s take a gander at and evaluate some AI-written Valentine’s Day poems about Ole Miss being awful.

And of course, here are some of the results:

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Ole Miss hate poems written by AI


Roses are red, violets are blue,
Ole Miss is awful, we all know it’s true.
Their football team is feeble and weak,
Their performance this season was a real streak.
The Rebels have struggled for years on end,
Their future looks bleak, no more to defend.
Maybe next year they can turn it around,
But for now Ole Miss is just a let down.

– Rytr

I like this one. I like it a lot. There’s a ton of creativity put into this and the wonderful little robot over at Rytr did a great job of roasting Ole Miss. This particular poem is pretty lengthy and I wasn’t expecting such an expansive passage of literature here, but that’s exactly what was churned out.

Not a bad start, Rytr.

Rating: 4.75 out of 5 Valentine’s Hearts

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Ole Miss is so bad, it’s hard to view.
Their losses keep mounting, and their hopes keep sinking,
It’s been a long season and it’s far from winning.

– Rytr

Oh this one is really good. We are off to a just truly fantastic start. Hats off to you, Rytr, you’re producing some really good stuff so far. This is one I might revisit to use in a graphic or something at some point in the future. I like this.

Rating: 4.75 out of 5 hearts.

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